That's right,

I posted 3 things today. And this makes it 4, beeeeeeeeatches.

I find that any sentence can be made more spicy with the word "beeeeeeeeeeeeeatches" at the end. Try it. At work. To your bosses.

A muted alternative to this would be the word "fools." Less fun, more kid-friendly.

-- expletives changed -- M.P.