Gerard Depardieu Reportedly Reported to be Ending His Film Career

There are a number of angles I could use to comment on this story. There's the "I didn't know he had a career after Green Card" angle. There's alse the fact that Yahoo! news is just regurgitating what another newspaper said and isn't even bothering to check whether or not it's true. Lastly, I could respond to the article the way I usually do, by yelling "Depardieu!" (pronounced di-pi-di, with short "i" sounds) at the top of my lungs.