Alright, all of this is old news but...

Earth to Baby Boomers…

Your Icons Suck

Your Decision-Making Process Sucks

YOU are the Parents, not the School System

Your President is a Boob

The Country Was Better Off Before You Got Here

Vietnam was Your Fault

That Guilt You Feel is Destroying Us

Drugs Are Bad…No, Really, They Actually Are.

There is But One Reason For Divorce

Who Do You Think You Are?

Would You Do Some Parenting, Already?!

You Were Wrong About the Drugs

You Were Wrong About the Sex

You Were Wrong About the Rock n’ Roll

We Are Not Generation X Anymore

Your Parents Were Right After All

Your Taste in TV Shows Sucks

The Supreme Court Justices Should Not Be Viewed As Gods

Movies Are Better Now Than They Were When You Were Young

You Are Shallow, Mushy-Headed, Double-Minded, Superficial, and Boorish

Maybe You Should Rethink That Whole Hippie Thing

Maybe You Should Rethink That Whole Yuppie Thing

Your View Of God Sucks

Your Constant Complaining is Killing Us

Rock n’ Roll is Not The Be-All and End-All of Music

Your Feminism Has Gutted Our Society