No Time to Write

So now I seriously need a new job. I'm trying to get this place, the place I work, in tip-top shape so I can leave it. Anybody out there got a job for me?

I'm a:

Computer Technician
(A+, MCP, MCSA, 4+ years experience troubleshooting and fixing computers)

Writer
(Just look at this blog for evidence of that, holmes. I can do reviews, fluff pieces, hard-hitting investigations, and especially stories of any length, for magazine, book, and web)

Inventory/Shipping/Receiving
(Manage a 1000-piece inventory, great knowledge of shipping and receiving processes)

Resume' provided upon request. I'm looking for a company that treats it employees with any sort of respect at all, or at least pretends to. I'm awesome, hire me.