Addendum to last post.

I forgot the best part of the MLM/Gas cap situation. As she's giving me her insane sales pitch, her phone rings. She picks it up, puts it to her ear, then hangs up. I thought, "Hmm...how strange." About a minute later the phone rings again, and she lets the machine pick it up. I hear a woman's voice say, "____, this can't be solved by you hanging up all the time, now..." before she cut off the machine. Maybe it was a disgruntled MLM or gas cap scam-ee.

This is not one of the 4 posts, by the way.