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Epth is a state of mind, not a place. Reading this will give you a virtual drivers license in that state, but you'll still need to be 21 to purchase alcohol. And you can't get any there anyway, so stop asking.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

A Bad Dog, Close up and Far Away

You wouldn't know it from these pictures, but Allie has recently been reverting to her pre-training days. She now hunts in the garbage for food when we're not home -- and even sometimes when we are. In fact, the other day she got way too much food out of the garbage while we were sleeping and ruined several toys later via bodily function and fluid while laying in her "house." It was a disaster. It was worse than the time she pulled a whole set of chocolate chip cookies off wax paper on the kitchen counter. And I had to clean it, and her, all by myself.

So enjoy the pictures while you can, because she's on thin ice right now and she might have to be deported to Germany if she doesn't shape up. You hear that, Al? You want to go back to Hitler? Didn't think so.
(She doesn't know that Hitler is no longer in power. And the American Eskimo used to be called the German Spitz.)


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