Dallas is Going to Heck

I'm not saying you should blame me, but Dallas' descent into crapulence has accelerated in the years since I moved here. Have you heard that the FBI is investigating like half of Dallas' City Council? It was originally only the black ones, though I think the search has now spread to whites. It's quite the wide-sweeping investigation, actually. I can't say I'm surprised. All that money has to go somewhere, since it's obviously not going to fix schools or fight crime. I live near a cesspool.

I think it's about time I wrote some more "Things That Make You a Dallas-ite," don't you? I'm in a bad mood, and somebody has to feel my wrath. Yes, it's about time.