Clotheslines are funny

I just saw that Michelob Amber Light commercial where that chick clotheslines that guy, and it made me realize that, comedically speaking, you really can't go wrong with a clothesline. Case in point I Heart Huckabees, where Johnathon Schwartzmann is planting that tree or something in that parking lot, and that black police officer clothelines him. It's comedic gold.

Also, for some reason I really like Beauty and the Geek II. Maybe it's because I'm a geek and my wife is a beauty. Maybe it's because it's not a dating show. I don't know.

Shh. Marquette's on, playing G-Town. Is this the beginning of the next great Big East rivalry? Is it weird to be asking that question? Anyway, MU is a lot better than I thought they would be. I guess I dismissed them because of that whole nickname fiasco. Golden Eagles my butt. More like Mina Birds, mimicking whatever the left wants them to. I just came up with that off the top of my head, aren't I talented?

And, just to provide equality of thought, I hate the President's new budget plan, or at least I think I do.

Floaty-thing?